'We printed everything in crisp, glorious grayscale': Supervisors print 200+ copies of colorless charts for a presentation for the C-level bosses after executives make a 'No Exceptions' rule about color printing

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    IT said "Black & White ONLY, no exceptions." So we followed the rule exactly.
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    A few years ago, IT rolled out a new "cost-saving" policy: all printing must be in black and white. No exceptions. They even locked down the printers so you literally couldn't choose color.
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    Fine. We grumbled, but went along with it. Then came the big quarterly presentation. Our exec team had spent weeks putting together slides full of colorful charts,
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    graphs, and visuals. On presentation day, our department was told to print out 200+ copies for distribution.
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    We did exactly what IT told us to do. We printed everything in crisp, glorious grayscale.
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    All those red vs. green charts? Now just gray vs. slightly darker gray. Pie charts? Identical-looking circles. Key highlights? Completely invisible.
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    The execs flipped. You could hear the frustration all the way down the hall. "Why does this look like a bad photocopy from 1993?!"
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    We shrugged and said: "IT'S policy. Black and white only, no exceptions."
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    By the next morning, color printing was magically restored. And IT never tried that "no exceptions" stunt again.
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    MightBeADesk Sounds like the ink is coming out of IT's budget instead of per department like it should. The cost of a color print is typically 10x that of black and white
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    goosebattle ⚫ I'm writing you up for failing to follow the clearly written IT policy. Printing is to be in black and white only. Grayscale is not permitted.
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    PunfullyObvious And PDFs would have been free ... Even better for the bottomline and environment and arguably as effective given most would end up in the trash|recycling|storage.
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    hOzR⚫ I STILL live in this B&W world. We can't even buy color printers any longer yet finance wants to know why our external printing expenses are so high....
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    r0b074p0c4lyp53 · I guarantee this was a cost saving measure from above IT. Nobody in IT gives a rats a what you do with the printer as long as you don't install a virus.
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    IT was probably laughing along with you. "We told them it was a bad idea"

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